On Manners

I just said "excuse me" to one of those caution the floor is wet signs. I think I may be sleep deprived.

Time

I've forgotten to post most of my good ones, this is the only one I can remember off hand:

On the value of accurate scheduling:

I hate extra time. There's not enough time to do something, but too much time to do nothing. 

Happiness is Unattractive

After a friend posted a rare candid shot of him smiling and looking adorable:

I don't like that photo of me. I look weird. I'm smiling.

Not Anxious

In response to an NYT Opinion Piece on the stereotype of the anxious Jew:

I'm not anxious. Well maybe a little. I feel guilt. I have lots of self doubt. I exist in my own head first: analyze and observe, rather than participate. I twitch a lot. I'm kind of jumpy. I have quirks and neuroses. I guess I'm pretty anxious.

A Request

Some girls get love notes during the work day.

Can your next car be a diesel? I want to make algae fuel for it.

Sunny Day Struggles

It's supposed to be 77 here today. It's already getting to be ice coffee weather. I hate ice coffee.

Sunny Day Struggles

It's supposed to be 77 here today. It's already getting to be ice coffee weather. I hate ice coffee.

Real Men Read ...

Me: So what time did you get into work today?
Him: 9. I got distracted reading your Cosmo.

Two Words

gorilla robot.

That's all.

A Fair Point

Also, his name is Clutterbuck. He has to be wildly unattractive. There's no other option with that name. And her name would be Carla Clutterbuck. Way in the future, but it's still concerning she could end up sounding like a cartoon chicken.