You're not listening to me at all, are you? This is pure gold here. Gold.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Fortress of Solitude
I think Kyle might be right. You're starting to move in. Invading my fortress of solitude. Next thing I know you'll get rid of my digester*.
* The "digester" is a whole separate series of posts ...
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sundays are Tough
The Eagles lost and Vick got a concussion, so Sunday night was pretty bad. And the haircut is a little rough. Too short. Plus I have this odd tuft sticking up on the top of my head that doesn't seem to want to follow the pattern of the rest of my hair. It's very strange. It must be my rebellious side. The 1 square inch of hair refuses to follow the status quo. All my desire to fight the power has been side tracked by this mad tuft of hair.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
On Physical Exertion
After helping me move a small IKEA bookshelf on Sunday, after waking up at 2 pm and watching a movie on the couch.
I wasn't planning on this much physical activity today.
On Being Almost Flattered
This came during a discussion of whether I should help him move. It sort of makes sense, I promise.
Me: Wellll there's this thrilling lecture on the secret lives of freshwater mussels tomorrow night ... but I am such an excellent mover it would be a shame to deprive you of my services.
Him: Hmmm, maybe the mussels need you more.
Me: Yeah but the mussels aren't as cute as you.
Him: Awwwww, wait, that isn't much of a compliment.
Friday, August 26, 2011
On Being an Iconoclast
It's how I'm wired. I don't believe the status quo is necessarily the best way to do things. It seems to annoy people at times.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
On Being Einstein, Only without the Perks
After I shared this Einstein quote with him, given his affinity for problem-solving: "It's not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer."
That personality assessment that said I was the greatest possible degree of introvert said I have a similar personality to Einstein. Which of course means I have all his drawbacks but I'm not a genius, which was probably the only thing going for him.
On the Inconvenience of Earthquakes
After reading the National Zoo's Press Release about the various animals' reactions to the Mag. 5.8 Va quake:
The scimitar-horned oryx sounds like me. "Ugh there's an earthquake, do I really have to get up?" I eventually got out of my chair. Never actually evacuated though. The guy next to me bolted out immediately.
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