Me: Wellll there's this thrilling lecture on the secret lives of freshwater mussels tomorrow night ... but I am such an excellent mover it would be a shame to deprive you of my services.
Him: Hmmm, maybe the mussels need you more.
Me: Yeah but the mussels aren't as cute as you.
Him: Awwwww, wait, that isn't much of a compliment.
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