Tuesday, August 30, 2011

On Being Almost Flattered

This came during a discussion of whether I should help him move. It sort of makes sense, I promise.

Me: Wellll there's this thrilling lecture on the secret lives of freshwater mussels tomorrow night ... but I am such an excellent mover it would be a shame to deprive you of my services.

Him: Hmmm, maybe the mussels need you more.

Me: Yeah but the mussels aren't as cute as you.

Him: Awwwww, wait, that isn't much of a compliment.

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